Any indie credibility I may still retain will be forever lost with this admission: In 1990, I bought, and very much enjoyed, Jon Bon Jovi's Blazy of Glory, the album of music released in conjunction with and "inspired" by the film Young Guns II. I was fourteen years old.
There is a story to the album. Originally, the producers wanted to use Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive" (from his band's 1986 Slippery When Wet album) for the soundtrack of the Brat Pack cowboy sequel. This was not to be. In a 1990 interview, Jon Bon Jovi recounted how his soundtrack-album came to be:
Though I was quite flattered, I realized that the lyrics didn't fit this movie, and that I would have to write something that was lyrically correct . . . When our tour ended in February, I went to the set (of 'Young Guns II' in Santa Fe, N.M.) with the song, 'Blaze of Glory' in hand and played it for the stars of the movie as well as the producers and director. Then, they gave me the script and I wrote nine more songs.1Thus was born "Blaze of Glory" (a song still in the popular memory and which was recently performed by contestant Phil Stacey on "American Idol"). Mr. Bon Jovi would consistently deny that this was a solo album (although this was perhaps said only to preserve harmony in his band). During this period, Mr. Bon Jovi fielded many questions about his then-feud with his guitarist Richie Sambora (who earlier in the summer of 1990 had contributed a cover of Jimi Hendrix's "The Wind Cries Mary" to The Adventures of Ford Fairlaine soundtrack and was to release his own solo album, Stranger in this Town, the following year).
On August 13, 1990, Mr. Bon Jovi appeared on the radio program, "Rockline," to promote the new album and presumably, his cameo in the film, which had been released only twelve days before. I remember listening to this broadcast. During the show, he also played an unreleased song he had written about Alice Cooper, who at that time was still riding the waves of success from his 1989 album, Trash, and its hit single, "Poison." Never released commercially, and little known, the song Mr. Bon Jovi played was called "The Ballad of Alice Cooper," though for years, I misremembered its title as "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore," the song's final lyric. Self-referential, and featuring allusions to Cooper's past work, the song stuck in my memory:
Used to be a billion dollar baby(Lyrics courtesy of SickThingsUK). SickThingsUK quotes "Renfield" (actually Cooper's personal assistant Brian Nelson, according to the SickThingsUK webmaster) as saying that both Bon Jovi and Cooper recorded demos of "The Ballad of Alice Cooper."
I used to be the eyes that made you scream
Used to be the one that I could talk to
But now there's something else [Alice?], there's you and me
I used to think I really didn't need you
But I used to think that only women bleed
And I ain't gonna cry no more
I've been to hell and back before
Watch me as I walk out the door
Because Alice doesn't live here anymore
A number of years ago, I Googled the few lyrics I remembered and rediscovered the tune (an mp3 bootleg of which lurks somewhere on the Internets). During a July 1991 interview with Hot Metal (transcribed in its entirety here at the Alice Cooper eChive), Cooper, promoting his album Hey Stoopid, was asked by an interviewer about the song:
I asked after a song called The Ballad Of Alice Cooper which Jon Bon Jovi once told me he'd written for Alice around the time of Trash, but which didn't make it onto the album.One would think that in the era of bonus tracks and repackaged editions of old albums that the demos of this song would have resurfaced as a bonus sometime in the past few years. There is little reference to the tune on the Internet, save for the stray references one would expect on Alice Cooper and Jon Bon Jovi fansites. Someone has posted an mp3 of the song, presumably from the "Rockline" radio appearance, online, but it is of low audio quality. I would say that it is forgotten, but the song never really entered the public imagination, as it was apparently only played publicly the once on a nationally broadcast radio program seventeen years ago.
"It didn't make this album either!" Alice answered, laughing heartily. "And every time I see Jon, he gives me one of these 'Hey, how's the song doin'?' looks and I go...(catches his breath). And it really is a good song! But you know the reason why I can't do it? 'Cause he's talking about me and I really can't do that! I told Jon, 'Jon, it's such a great song, you do it about me, but it's hard for me to sing The Ballad Of Alice Cooper about myself!' We laugh about it every time I talk to him - and for the rest of my life, every time I see him, he's going to ask me when I'm going to do that song!"
1. Paul Willistein, "Career Guns Are Blazing for Rocker, Jon Bon Jovi," The Morning Call (Allentown, PA), August 3, 1990.